Get Ready for WORLD DOMINATION in 2026
The Evil Genius Retreat 2026:
Plotting, Planning & Perfect Cocktails
Join an exclusive gathering of ambitious salon owners for four transformative days in Tenerife.
This isn't just a luxury retreat - it's your strategic command centre for 2026. Here, surrounded by like-minded salon owners, you'll craft the masterplan that will elevate your business from successful to exceptional.
Because exceptional salon owners know: if you're not growing, you're giving your competitors the advantage.
What makes this retreat different?
✓ Strategic planning with proven business impact
✓ Intimate, focused group (maximum 10 attendees)
✓ All-inclusive luxury at the stunning Barceló Tenerife
✓ Structured workshops balanced with reflection time
✓ Your complete 2026 success roadmap, ready to implement
Your 2026 Masterplan Includes:
Strategic Planning That Delivers
Transform your business vision into actionable quarterly goals, monthly targets, and weekly action steps. No fluff, just proven strategies that drive real results.
Your Inner Circle
Limited to just 10 ambitious salon owners, this is your opportunity to connect deeply with peers who understand your challenges and share your drive for excellence. The conversations that happen here spark breakthroughs.
Luxury Meets Productivity
The stunning Barceló Tenerife resort provides the perfect setting for clear thinking and strategic planning. All-inclusive luxury means you can focus entirely on your business growth while we take care of everything else.
Dates & Details:
Standard Package: January 25-28, 2026
VIP Experience: January 25-30, 2026
(Including extended strategy sessions and exclusive mastermind opportunities)
If YOU are a salon owner who knows your business
has the potential for exceptional growth...
If you KNOW you could be achieving more,
but need the space and strategy to make it happen...
If you're prepared to invest four focused days
into transforming your salon's future...
...then you're exactly who this retreat is designed for.
Get ready for
Your Strategic Breakthrough!
FINALLY, a luxury business retreat that transforms ambitious salon owners into exceptional business leaders - without adding more hours to your workday.
JOIN US in stunning Tenerife for an exclusive gathering where you'll:
Craft your strategic masterplan for 2026 (that actually works)
Leave with a quarter-by-quarter roadmap for sustainable growth
Access proven, practical systems you can implement immediately
Connect with forward-thinking salon owners in a luxury setting
What you WON'T find here:
Fluffy motivation sessions
Generic business advice
'Manifesting' workshops
Surface-level networking
What you WILL get:
✓ Clear, actionable strategies
✓ Proven business systems
✓ Deep, valuable connections
✓ Luxury thinking space
Because exceptional results require exceptional planning.
(And perhaps an exceptional cocktail too.)
Your Time at The Evil Genius Retreat is an Investment in Excellence
. . . BOTH for your business AND yourself
Over four transformative days, you'll experience the perfect balance of strategic planning and luxury downtime. This carefully crafted combination allows your best thinking to emerge - because breakthrough business ideas rarely come from behind your reception desk.
Imagine returning to your salon with a clear, actionable strategy for 2026, renewed energy and focus, and a network of ambitious salon owners in your corner. All your biggest business challenges, solved.
Because here's what we know: Strategic planning is more powerful when you step away from the day-to-day. Whether you're crafting your quarterly targets by the pool, solving challenges over sunset cocktails, or brainstorming with peers under swaying palms - this is business planning done differently.
The result? Clarity. Confidence. And a concrete plan to make 2026 your breakthrough year.
A Day in the Life: The Evil Genius Retreat
Start your day with a leisurely breakfast overlooking the ocean. Then join us for focused strategic planning sessions where we'll tackle your biggest business opportunities. All fuelled by great coffee and fresh ideas.
After lunch, dive into practical workshops and implementation sessions. This is where your 2026 masterplan takes shape, with plenty of time for one-to-one support and small group discussion.
As the sun sets, unwind by the pool or join informal conversations with fellow salon owners. Our popular retreat book club brings fresh perspectives and sparks brilliant discussions over dinner and drinks. Share experiences, solve challenges, and build valuable connections in this relaxed setting.
Throughout the day:
- Plenty of breaks for reflection and informal networking
- Time to enjoy the resort's facilities
- No rushed schedules or packed agendas
- Space for your best thinking to emerge
This is strategic planning in its most effective form - focused, relaxed, and productive.
Sounds great! What happens next?
Secure your place at The Evil Genius Retreat 2026 with just a £300 deposit.
Standard Package: £1,895
January 25-28, 2026
Three nights luxury all-inclusive accommodation
All workshops and planning sessions
Full retreat materials
VIP Experience: £2,795
January 25-30, 2026
Everything in the Standard Package
Two extra nights luxury all-inclusive accommodation
Two exclusive VIP workshops
Two exclusive mastermind sessions
Extended 1:1 coaching sessions
VIP welcome drinks
Farewell tapas dinner
Early Bird Offers:
Book by January 24th 2025:
Standard: £1,695 (Save £200) or
£300 deposit plus 8 x £174.38
VIP £2,495 (Save £300) or
£300 deposit plus 8 x £274.38
Book by April 30th 2025:
Standard: £1,795 (Save £100) or
£300 deposit plus 8 x £186.88
VIP: £2,595 (Save £200) or
£300 deposit plus 8 x £286.88
Book after 1st May 2025:
Standard: £1,895 or
£300 deposit plus 3 x £531.67
VIP: £2,795
£300 deposit plus 3 x £831.67
Split pay not available for signups after 1st October 2025
Emma says . . .
The retreat changed my mindset and my business. Clearer goals, clearer vision.
I implemented memberships after procrastinating for 3 years and sold one that day.
Over £3k pm increase in turnover since the retreat. I used to run promotions that never landed but have since run 2 that sold out. I couldn’t have asked for more.
Everything thing was meticulously organised and what we experienced was amazing and some.
Emma Stobbs, The Treatment Rooms
Vivvy says . . .
Since the retreat, I’ve increased my turnover by an additional 10k each month with much more to implement still.
If you struggle to focus and take time out for yourself, you need this retreat.
Good company, focused work on your business and sun, sea & sand.
You need this to grow your business
Vivvy Chan
Your questions about Evil Genius Retreat 2026
What's included in my investment?
A: Your all-inclusive package includes accommodation at the stunning Barceló Tenerife resort, all meals and drinks, workshop materials, and full access to all sessions. The only things you need to arrange are your flights, transport to the hotel (under €20 for a cab) and travel insurance.
I'm not sure I can justify this investment right now...
This isn't just another business expense - it's a strategic investment in your salon's future. Past attendees have implemented strategies that have significantly increased their revenue and profitability. Plus, with our payment plans, you can spread the investment over 8 months.
What if I'm not as experienced as the other salon owners?
Every business is at a different stage, and that's what makes our discussions so valuable. You'll bring fresh perspectives to the group, while learning from others' experiences. The intimate group size ensures everyone's voice is heard.
Will I get time to enjoy the resort?
Absolutely! We've carefully designed the schedule to balance focused work sessions with downtime. You'll have plenty of opportunities to enjoy the pool, explore the resort, or simply relax with a book (or cocktail!).
What's the difference between Standard and VIP packages?
The VIP experience includes two additional nights at the resort, extended workshop time, exclusive mastermind sessions, longer 1:1 coaching sessions, welcome drinks, and a farewell tapas dinner. It's perfect for those wanting deeper strategic work and more implementation time.
Do I actually need to be an Evil Genius to attend?
Evil Genius status is optional (but highly encouraged). What you DO need is ambition, a desire for growth, and a willingness to think bigger about your salon's future. Though we must admit, plotting world domination is more fun with cocktails and like-minded salon owners! 😈
Make 2026
Your Breakthrough Year
Your salon's future deserves more than business as usual.
Join us in Tenerife for four transformative days of strategic planning, valuable connections, and exceptional thinking (with a side of perfect cocktails).
Limited to just 10 ambitious salon owners.
Standard Package: £1,895
January 25-28, 2026
VIP Experience: £2,795
January 25-30, 2026
Early Bird Savings Available
Split pay options (for early signups)
Secure your place with just £300 deposit